Arrr Matey!

Wow, when you write that phrase out, it just doesn't evoke images of swash-bucklers and scallywags, in fact it just looks lame. Ah well, enough jibba-jabba....there's another thing that just looks odd typed out. Is anyone else just not getting the Mr. T vibe from that? I didn't think so. This is fun, I get to sit here and just spew my random thought on an infinite tablet and pretend I have an audience, and that they always get what I am saying. I feel very powerful in this setting, I think I will call myself Lord Doon, ah or His Royal Doonness, or Duke of Doon. That last one just doesn;t have the ring to it the others did, so for now, I will refer to myself as Lord Doon and so will all my loyal subjects. Who are my loyal subjects you ask? Well, right now you for one, and anyone who has read or ever will read these words. I am not going on some, I am better than you, egomaniacal power trip, but that is what makes me feel empowered here. You, the reader, are making this act worth something to more than just me, it's so interactive!

I know, I know, I tend to ramble about nothing, but Lord Doon makes no apoligies for his actions, and no quarter for those who oppose him. Let it be known throughout the land that Lord Doon will show no mercy for anyone who writes a comment about a post. Yea he will strike down with keyboard and mouse and great fury and post a scathingly witty retort in the form of, uh, a comment! Whew, this third person thing is tiresome, and I am sure if anyone is reading this right now, they are getting the wrong idea about me, but that's a risk Lord Doon must run in order to effectively govern his truly loyal subjects.

Ok, that is all for now, it's time to get to gaming. Fare thee well!